Hit and Run Bridesmaid

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and why i prob can't sue the hit and run assho

celebrate

All Higginss sure know how to party

you can call me al was the groom / mom dance


I NEVER KNEW MY MOM WAS A DANCING MACHINE


srsly never stopped
also sometimes involved
air guitar.




honorary higgins, real higgins



put your hands up



after party

doo doo doo dooo doo dooo dooo

iiiiiiii neeeeeeed sommmeethin elseeee
to get me throughhh thissss semi charmed kinda life

baby
baby


OH for record: I was walking home from work, sober. Car decided to turn into me.
Also for the record, I'm really really good at getting hurt

osnap i forgot the sling at the place

o cool

i really hope everything doesn't happen for a reason
cause fuck that

oh so i just got hit by a car
COOL
got their license plate too so fuck them
woke up my baby roomie and flagged down a cop fuck yea

i knew i'd ruin clints wedding somehow.. and now i probs can't dance

cops are weird and fuck fuck fuck
i'm generally ok though but fuck
sickest bruise on my arm ever. i'm gonna be the cutest bridesmaid 8-(

soyouwannaroll?

I just had another training session at newish job
next to a newer employee who brought her own popcorn
I didn't know you could do that for real job power point meetings!
this jobs even more fulfilling then i thought
my first day on MY OWN as a job coach will be on my TWENTYSIXXXXX birthday YIKES

I am trying to type like how it looks in Dennis Rodman's autobio Bad As I wanna be.
the font size continuously fluctuates

10-230 work 430-12am work 8am-430work 7pm eye doctor in a mall
then whatever friday dinner for the end of the world or rehearsal for brothers wedding . .. YOU DECIDE
then wedding
and then the next week I get to reuse my bridesmaids dress for my DENNISRODMAN COSTUME
thank god i'm off friday night-sunday halloweeeeen
day 1: dennis rodman
day 2: wayne (campbell/w.world.)
what re you????

TWO BLOCKS TIL THE COUCH

All I want for birthday is