I don't know how I manage to have friends...

When I'm always so unpresentable.

pukey fryz

illustration by jake pastrovich the man with the ingenius idea

I'm not going to post pictures becuase haven't taken any in a while
nor do i want to publish my defining characteristic of this weekend
biz made me mashed potatoes though! eee!
UMm..
pizza slice on top of pizza fries is jake's thesis and also made my stomach pretty pissed off at me last night. BUT the experience of such a creation was awesome


i think i am going to have to stop drinking coffee cuz i feel like i'm about to puke constantly.
uhoh :/

i was studying / reading hard core about the MAU MAU in library with biziz
i am going to fail an exam tomorrow
then clinton called me to go to chick-fila
i mean, waffle fries so i went
and because he is disappearing for like 15 days cross country, and well,
people can randomly die. i went

we like chik-fila cuz in my youth i carried around a big chimp stuffed pet that had like rubber face adn hands and sneaker feet that used to be my mom's when she was lil
i think.. it was mondo naw it was something like that tho mombo i dunno
and i made it dance and kick over a sign in chickfila
i made him sing, chick fill ay i don't like it
and kick and i think a worker person got mad at me
oh well

the chimp was sorta like a big baby
or it was big
it had striped overalls


um i wanted to tell you guys before i forget that
clint and sarah have been to CHEESEBURGERS IN PARADISE
some quotes: it's a chain
it's terrible
don't do it uhgh
they had vegan burgers
they just play jimmy buffet the whole entire time

whoa!


also
at the Grand Buffet on RT 1 N on the way to menlo by wigo shoes
at 7-10 on Friday evenings it's grand buffet AND ball room dancing.

who's in?!

too cute to hold on to

"my brain is like a holocaust sometimes. but i'm okay with it"

this blog is largely to share showtell with leah. in a more constructive way than we've been doin.
well this is a sweet way of creatively sharing, (and possibly annoying other people i don't know)
as leah has musically shared. i can't really get my brain to produce that way.
i've tried and wished and hoped and ska dreamed, won't really happen
beepy keybrd or reading sax sheet music is all i know..

as i'm talking to leah on the internet i know that i got her lil eyes focused on this so i'm grabbin my chance to blab a bunch this is just so we can save what we just said in tiny IM windows.
so fuck whatever

we can't forget the dream of my mom taking us to the europe to carry our bags and say good bye as we traveled to get to somewhere to get our PHDs
that has to be important.

11:44:23pm
Time apart great becuz we grow like magic and then when we bak yih yih.


i thought about yr text
and like how seperation and magic and stuff
and i agree
....
-with you by my side via phones and stuff
-but like i know you are there
-but you're not here..
-it's sorta good?
-in a way

yeah we got each others backs with technology and accept where we are as where we are

__________________________________________________________________________
Is this good for our book or creation project manifestation
manifest destiny
with both our moms as co-signers

"There's nothing wrong with yams for breakfast!"

This past weekend I had the apartment to myself.
As a result I made a mess but sorta cleaned it up, and was left to my own mind to create one of the worst meals that I have ever created.

I won't show you the other part of the nonsense which left me feelin' ill.

Nat and I played Code Black, then when bffmariss came back we went to some odd basement show to watch Keith DaveBnnTand nick snakevision rock out to everyones confusion.
I tried to make out with marissa.

The next day, Sunday (God's day) I went to Doug and Shu's house in princetonnnn for dinnnnerrrrrrrrrrr...
they create like good meals with tons of vegetables and goodness oh and doug's my brother the scientist
UHOH
the house it smelled like vinegar
and da food it was purple


"yup, that's a picture of my chest."

cabbage.. hmm..
i never had cabbage before and I was sort of scared
he added apples to the cabbage

he also added some cabbage

they have a cat of various names including: osos. junior. cat. snort.


wheee! ! !
shu got a coupon for a free pint of ice cream from thomas sweets for a pint of her blood!
ooo!
so we went into town while the weird chicken stuff was crockin'


In town we walked past a GANG OF TEENS ON RAZOR SCOOTERS!
doug and shu started wondering outloud about wings, instead of crockpot chickn
we should get wings..
( i just thought of ray rice and bros and wings and wings bro yea)
and i said yea we should get wings.
so we turned back
past the gang again. to get some wings.
like sk8er boyz in lower highschool hangin on da streets of princeton
if i was with any of my friends i felt like they would have harassed us but being with smart looking older friends i was safe
ok, they HAD RAZR SCOOTERS
RAZOR scooters
there were five dudes on razor scooters.

doug talked about inoculation. hmm i have to inoculate later. hmm..
anyway,
I love that I completely happily strongly delightfully supported them to buy a bunch of buffalo chicken wings.


while in the icecream store i mentioned that i wish i had a laptop so i can travel and still write/ write raps.
doug said oohh i have one you can have becuase its not mine. and he gave me an old ibook with the buffy the vampire slayer soundtrack on it and tlc. and it smells really bad. like really really.


cabbage is actually pretty good.
well not good, well indifferent. but surprisingly good. when you presume, i don't even know vinegar spinach carebear weirdo tastin stuff.

sometimes i have daily lessons,
Life lesson for 2/17/08:
Cabbage will surprise you.

It's very loud when you lift the cover as it's cooking.

"cabbage, so loud.
who would have thought?"

-"A lot of people."

dear leah,

i forgot to tell you when we talked on the phone today
but i wake up with rooster hair every day and i feel like you.

i can't wait to get my phd at the ocean

"WHY WON'T YOU JUST BLOG" - missy p

K FINE!


Sometimes I go downstairs. And they are usually this happy all the time. I love them.

biz and nat <333333

marissa's butt




Sooo.... This is what marissa looks like when she puts on her sweatshirt. just in case you were wondering.***












GOOD JOB MARISSA!

crack in my skull, love love love in my heart

I live with a bunch of dream boats.

total cuties.
I took one to the doctor near trader joes.

At traderjoes we bought a case of wine. It was valentines so we decided to dispense the bottles out to each of our lovely valentines,




We labeled cut drew stickered stuck made labels of love for bottles of love.


So we all just had eachother for valentine's day.


Marissa and I did this. We split a bottle before giving out the other bottles and bottles to eachother.

Then ran around and gave some out. to Biz, Caity, ghost Lny and ghost Nat.


Caity was a cooking gnome. !!!


We invited our sister house over, to celebrate and stuff with us. And To get some presents tooooooO!
After some witch craft pasta craft they showed up for good times and goodie good wine friends


Biz was a babe and Marissa and Alex thought so too and were cute too.



Pilgrim didn't get any wine. he was high on life enough.




tin kitchen is full of babes

check out mercy's hair



HULK LOOOOVVVVE GRRRRRRRcrashcrash




It's the next day, and I just ate some french fries with caity.


Biz went home.. today so no cheeseburgers.
Last night Nat came home after I was too drunk to take any more pictures.
O YA and Biz made apple pie with a heart on it sorta looked like blood pie.
I ate it or pretended to while listening to superdrag.




this on goes out to my boos. who i'm incredibly thankful for.

and for trampoline flannel safety and nat and biz

happy V day. what are you wearing?

Last night I got drunk watching the X-Files and making teriyaki tofu wiht pineapple for my boos


Before the food was ready Caity nursed a 40 while reading homework.


Then we went to an art opening at the campus art museum. I left it right away after getting some candy. Because I started to have a panic attack.. sorta.
We made lots of popcorn when we got home. wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

This morning was Vday. oo. I'm taking my BFF to the doctor's for Valentine's.

When I woke up early in the morning to drink water. My roommate was a cat and mmrred "heyyy what are you doin'?"
Then came and sat on my bed talked about food a lot, as I sorta fell back asleep.
Finally I gave up and got up
I txtd some people about their wardrobe, for the day. Limited responses.
The text "what are you wearing?" in my outbox says 'To many' though. makes me smile.

UMMM then made some pancakes






love of my life in a robe came up with a fork

love of my life roommate bopped around

love of my life shawn came just after these two left me.
Now we are watching Snake Eater Two Drug Buster. To feel better about today-- as Shawn came to Nb for school a lil early.
Rt now in the film, Soldier, the main character is in a mental institute and battling someone while on a wheelchair.
A minute ago some crazy guy made a speech before the fight, screaming I LOVE TITS or something.. eh..

any way i really wanted to tell leah this story
so i made a blog. for it.
maybe i'll do some another day maybe not.

have a good day,

<3!!!!!
i have bad skin coffee teeth

oo oooo

Doctor babe: being crazy is not what it used to be..
... so what do you think?
Soldier: I think you've got great legs.