Happy Memorial Day Don't try this

1 reason: it makes your fingers look bloody

ordering

Dresses. They're not in the wedding but we all have similar measurements???

There's a No No No Part 2

me: i'm drunk

in a bikini

i just went skateboarding

i'm moving back for the summer i think

ok i gotta go bike

later
From: Leah H
Subject: Re:
To: jacquelyn

I need her life to be my life.

NOW i'm resisting skating more. It's memorial day weekend and i am house sitting on a lovely refinished porch
gawddd

i'm living the next 5 days in a bikini and I don't care
i need it after 8 days straight of work. only on the 7th day i got to call out for a funeral

Right after

SO I was thinking about how I had a shitty day. Like even putting an open can of coke into a bag that accidentally had my cell phone AND my wallet in it wasn't even the worst thing..


AND now 2 days later i have a shitty 20 dollar phone that has a flashlight on the top of it and not a fuckign camera
which is totes ruining the quality of my life
and it's day time so i can't even use the fucking flashlight phone
BUT this bikini has VOLCOM across my butt so that's pretty great
My friend just told me to be a stand up comic but i think i'll stick to a podcast or like no no no

m

This is the first time I have actually wanted a job. Like a particular like this job.


All that really matters now though is that lindsaymittens will be sleeping on my couch tomorrow. :)

holy week

'I am in a rental pickup truck that smells like beer and listening to toby keith'






the bun


whoever did this ima marry.. either really above or below graffiti


Holy Thurs I went to mass then went on a pilgrimmage
easter bread@

honey bunches
the kimmel center got in here in the middle i dunno firefox is weird

so i whined about how much i like egghunts and my besties made it happen!

then we went to the fair

then like christ rose or something