Friday, May 27, 2011

There's a No No No Part 2

me: i'm drunk
in a bikini
i just went skateboarding
i'm moving back for the summer i think
ok i gotta go bike
later
From: Leah H
Subject: Re:
To: jacquelyn

I need her life to be my life.










NOW i'm resisting skating more. It's memorial day weekend and i am house sitting on a lovely refinished porch
gawddd

i'm living the next 5 days in a bikini and I don't care
i need it after 8 days straight of work. only on the 7th day i got to call out for a funeral

Right after

SO I was thinking about how I had a shitty day. Like even putting an open can of coke into a bag that accidentally had my cell phone AND my wallet in it wasn't even the worst thing..


AND now 2 days later i have a shitty 20 dollar phone that has a flashlight on the top of it and not a fuckign camera
which is totes ruining the quality of my life
and it's day time so i can't even use the fucking flashlight phone
BUT this bikini has VOLCOM across my butt so that's pretty great
My friend just told me to be a stand up comic but i think i'll stick to a podcast or like no no no



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