umm lately hate on texas.
besides it stealing two of my best friends. it has been a large part of the research i sift through on a daily basis..
hmm.. let's see i started a new job. i sold my soul.
day one: i listened to AWK on the way in. and the only thing i was thinking about was if there was a take your daughter to work day, i'd take lil payroll in and then we'd go shoot ourselves in the parking lot
he bought me a soda
he bought me a sodaa
day 2(all star song stuck in my head) and or 3: it's like being in a coma/ having your life flash before you while you're trying to remember.. wait why am i doing this.
my first restaruant project was FUDDRUCKERS!
where as most the states that have fuddruckers, they have around like 6-12. FLA has liek 26 but TEXAS has 52!
fifty two.. i used to think that was a lot to sort through til WHATABURGER.
i'm starting not even halfway thru this stupid tx list tomorrow mornin
o ya! my second project alone was uhh Hooters..
tx has a measly 45. FL wins with 52 tho.
zzzz turkeys.
The scariest part of the job, is
um i may be getting a kick out of it
sometimes
because like what teh FUCK am i doing?!?!
it's great
besides getting cupcakes today i discovered
there's a basketball court outside in the CORPORATE CENTER
i'm starting to realize too i can pretend it's like my major. and social research. the names and the social/ geographic trends
like the fact that Minnesota has SOOO many of these weird gelato/ butter burger chains
the crummiest part of the job... i can't really gchat
a saving grace for most office jobs.
i'm too busy staring at websites then really just paper.. and crossing things off of sheets of paper of single spaced fonts
so i've been saving up my inside jokes that i've just been marveling at.. if people check out my post-its on my desk through out the day they'd probably not get it.. or maybe they'd also be amused that there's a
MAN O WAR PLACE on MAN O WAR BLVD in kentucky
a city called YPSILANTI
a SPARKS, NV
UWCHLAN ave
a chain called BEEF O'BRADY'S
a WHATABURGER on SLAUGHTER LANE WEST
i hope each of my gchat friends can pick out which is really meant for them..
oh yeah there's a PEARLAND, TX
also (i almost forgot one of you gchat buds) a bulletin board in burger king told me this:
What your ingredients say about you:
BACON:
You take things to another level. In fact if they found a way to make the bun all meat you'd be set.
MUSTARD:
You dream in vibrant color. Nothing gets you down. You're the life of hte party especially if that party has mustard.
ok well, thanks for being my friends, and i'll probably be thinking of you to help me hold on.. omg like LEO in titanic
i gotta find my rose
omgomgomgog marissa, this will def help me get through the rest of the week..
2 comments:
omg i love you this is the bloggiest blog ever.
pearland is near us they're always talkin about it
big surprise tho:
it's not pronounced pearl land (which lindsay and i though)
but actually PEAR land
but maybe you knew that coz you're all down with the texas shit now, whataburgers and all. jewish people here eat the "whatafish" sandwich when they go to whataburger, i have discovered. they had this patty melt thing i was all up on then they took it off the menu!!
anyway.
h-town pride 4 real,
-bodog
aah i am glad you are compiling jokes from your work environment BEEF O'BRADY'S omg
its the only way to survive it like when i was looking at anuses and gangrenous infections all day... i sort of miss the ability to make fun of every last thing i did at workkkkk
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dikdik/3035466891/
i like the wheelchaired person next to the WORD VERIFICATION box down there
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