My mom made the microwave smell like liver :(

Imagine being at work. At a soul less job. And looking at dumb info
then you see.. hapeville dwarf house above the address you're scopin
so, you check it

wait.. seriously it says dwarf house.. is that a typo is uh


and where did these dudes come from!


What the hell is going on in the world?! seriously. I knew Chick-fil-A was fucking religious and shit crushing my waffle fry dreams on sundays. but Dwarfs??
DWARFS?
chickfila. Dwarf Houses.



life is great.
Read the first one of these pics with words....





also while scanning files for work i found a printout of an executive escort service for saint louis.. i didn't know what to do i just junked it.. perhaps i should have scanned it to keep the joke going?? ?