reality check

if you want me to be your maid of honor like patrick dempsey, i have already scouted the perfect locale for a reception.

really it was this girl's idea
yeah that's right it comes with a bison in the stairwell that also has black lights on the ceiling..

we forgot to turn them on when we left

sorry dude,

we'll party next time.

Besides the bison the upstairs also comes complete with a seperate bar and a dj/puppet show booth.

(see the stripeyziggyzag thing with the lights behind all the stuff)

AND


"it even has a cactus garden behind me!"


the windows look down on a covered wagon

and a parking lot with domestic abuse shows

oh and yr bread comes in

a bucket

Oh, and really it is only half of a real bison coming out of a wall..

but i am sure the black lights help to cover that up

yeehaw