if you die you die

Wanted:

um, my brain's fucked up. i forgot to go to work saturday

went to pick up roommate in pouring rain from said work

wore a disguise

just abotu to leave and

lost pay check

lost moustache while trying to find pay check

got roommate while wearing 'alternative' disguise'

went home drew lovely pictures with our friend decided only thing that can save us

is hot cider + rum

had ambition that we can do it that we can beat the system that we will make it to the liquor store before it closes way too early in peeay in the pouring fucking rain

got there as it closed on us, and as we realized baby yaris had a flat tire

pouring rain, cold

and surely while this was happening that damn elaine deirdre mouse was at the bank

with my stache

cashing my cash

prob smokin my last black and mild too

got back

ate bad chinese

worst

weekend

ever

so

played drankin uno

i woke up worse miserable and heart broken btu baltimore friends were like mmrrmmrrrmrrr and i was like fine i won't die in my bed

hid on respective couches in cold under blankets listening to unicorns

decided to make that wanted poster

with the elaine deirdre mouse

and not the word wanted..

only thing that saved me was that and

then putting on leopard print underwear and spandex (under..jeans)

helped me

realize breathing helps thinking

finding that mouse with the pay check in the pocket of my vest

puttting some silly b singing hotel yorba to extract the misry from said roommate

then going to pepboys with good ol unicorn hair

weekend quickly turned around

four shiny new shoes for yaris and some

oh then other ok shit happened

had leftover from irish style not casserole yiiih

ps

new lilteeth not as good as

lil wayne..

pps. thanks steph for hte ghost stories in the rain cold yaris so i didn't have a meltdown

and for first date

and

happy birthday biz.