surf wax america

i am wearing basketball shorts

and really i have never been happier

i got a new phone

but really it is the same phone

i don't want to talk about it

we fixed my bike that i know and love and trust with my life

my ipod works again now too

my quality of life has increased exponentially

is that the right use of that word?

um, i will no longer allow my brain frizzles to get me down

and i am pretty sure frizzle isn't even a word

ima get a good job while wearing these basketball shorts, i swear

elaine put on her career pants at 24

just gotta

believe in the universe

love. that. band.

all i can think about is catfishfishing.

can we go to the beer distributor with my red wagon soon?